I Told You I Had A BIG Surprise Under My Dress 👗🙈🙊 -

My girlfriend was so happy when I told her I had started going

When my bud dressed up as a kitty for halloween it was a "joke",

You didn't expect that did you :)

When I told you I had something for you under my hoodie you didn't

When I told you I had something for you under my hoodie you didn't

You were baffled when I told you I didn't like lap dances. Arguing

Would you like to see what’s under my hoodie?

When I tell you to do something, you will do it no matter what

When I told you about the possession spell I found you pretended

Your best friend told you he had something ready for you to eat

You didn't expect this... did you?