You mouth waters at the thought...

And I just thought she was a prude. Guess I was wrong!

Apparently, you didn't get that latest promotion because your

When she stopped complaining, you thought your Girlfriend had

I’m not sure hubby actually thought this would actually happen

Found this and thought it was worth sharing! Might be useful

She thought she could trust you

Be useful you little pervert

When my roommate offered to help me stick to my diet and lose

I thought I locked the door...oh well, you're here now. Be useful

I never thought dick size was that important... until now

You really thought a dumb, horny mess like you could play a carry?