HMFT after I stop this bullet with my colon.

HMFT after I decide to use gasoline to cook

HMFT after I try to tame a crock

HMFT after I try to unload a Royal Enfield

HMFT after the hammer comes down on my head. Sorry about the

HMFT after I neglect to walk on the sidewalk

HMFT after I try to outrun a golf cart

HMFT after I try to climb down this balcony

HMFT after I try to do a backflip

HMFT after I try to catch a ride

HMFT after I attempt to get on r/meatcrayon

HMFT after an excavator drops dirt on my head