Aw, come through Friday! Counting down the hours until this kitty

My gf kept asking to experiment with X-Change Clone pills, until

I made my account 55% off for the next 24 hours so you can come

We have 2 hours until parents come home.. what do we do?

We have 2 hours until parents come home.. what do we do?

It was almost 2 AM and I still hadn’t returned home to my husband

Ever since your bully became your landlord he has upped the rent.

I agreed to have 2 guys come round and take turns on me, 5 hours

imagine you go to the bar where I'm working at, when I give you

You started to wonder why your girl was always coming home late

I sent my husband upstairs and he wasnt allowed to come down

[M4F] My friend gave me a pill that he said would give me the