Not exactly a drop, but hope my (f)and enjoy this

It's not rude to fuck, but it is to stare.

Not exactly a BBC but it gets the job done

It wasn't pretty but it worked...(comp)

It's not the real thing, but it definitely works)

It's not a huge toy but it still tries its best to split me in

It’s not a pillow, but it did the trick

Not exactly a toy but I couldn't believe it went all the way

Not a bad dragon but it works

Not a matching set exactly.. ..but it works I guess?

It may not be the biggest, but it’s not the smallest.

Not exactly Tighty Whities but they will do!