It's [f]un when you can suck your own nipples 😉

When you cum more than once you can use your own cum as lube

You can add your load too😘

just woke up, wanting to sit on your face and make you come,

who knew you could own your own personal fountain sir to squirt

It’s the goon weekend loser, you don’t need plans, you need

…and how will housing help you with your drunken blackouts

When you're fat you can fuck your own thighs

It's the most fun when you can be caught doing it

It's the most fun when you can get caught

Can’t wait to get it all the way it ;) maybe you could help?

The slut who makes you cum in your sleep is ready to visit you