The changing rooms in Forever 21 were occupied so I had to improvise

Lost a bet so i had to pretend to be a girl for the whole day.

The coffee got me so hot I had to lose my panties to cool down

Had to pull my panties to the side because they were blocking

the line at mcdonald’s was long so i had to entertain myself

The opening in my sleepingbag looked like an asshole, so I had

So full, had to milk myself at work (OC)

So horny, had to stroke my thick cock tonight

The Japanese girl was wearing a tight, short skirt that showed

The German man had been searching for something special, something

The stranger in the arcade booth next to mine heard the fun we

My balls didn’t fit through the hole so I had to lose ‘em