She always comes home with massive handprints on her ass and

She's always sore when she comes home.

Just regular ol me after work... The first one at home is always

My girlfriend could stay home with me but she always wants to

She always comes home smelling musky and funky but she just lies

You always made yourself at home.

That's why she always comes home without her make-up... Because

Your wife always comes home super horny from her business trips

I wonder why she's always freshly showered when I get home

You started to wonder why your girl was always coming home late

My Daughters best friend always visits me whenever she knows

She always comes to him when her boyfriend is not at home!