You really thought she wouldn’t invite anyone over while you

(M4AplayingF) You were sick and tired of trying to get your crush

Your cheap ass took a house in the wrong area though you have

What your Asian crush does while you stay at home and jerk off

While you were sat at the front of the bus, your mom and sister

I'm so grateful you agreed to tutor me in maths, I got a little

While you were at work you got a message from your bully saying:

Your bully fucked your wife while you were at work and made her

I’ve got a surprise for you babe. Just lay down, close your

The neighbor used to flirt with your wife everyday even though

I pounded your wife while you were at work and you got home just

You think im sexy and hot enough to me your misstress daddy