As thick as it gets.

Thick as molasses

As thick as syrup💦

Thick as a freakin BRICK!

I wanna be as thick as a Pixar mom 🍑

They told me you like thick asses, right?

My god, I'm thick as hell

As Thick As A Coke Can

As thick as it gets

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Thick asses look better when plugged

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