original post: https://redd.it/r8agul
When you're fighting an invader and the Mad Phantom shows up
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When you're enjoying your cake and he brings out the ice cream
When you're wearing an oversized sweater and no panties... ;)
When you're waiting your friend at the barber shop and you see
When you're spread eagle in subspace, the timer's set for 45
When you’re 30,000 FT in the air and get a little horny …
When you're trying to be a tease, but accidentally show the whole
When you’re fighting while drunk and let your intrusive thoughts
When you're a dumb cunt and Master locks you up
that feeling when you're about to cum and the pussy starts to
