Beware The Sauce

I hope you can tell these weren't my first squats...

If only you weren't so pathetic.

If you weren't at my gym this morning this is what you missed...

YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO DO THAT!

My tight ass suffers from solid poop, but there is a certain

I'm extending my 50% off sale for another day because I guess

I bet you weren’t expecting that

You weren’t planning on trying to win this month were you🤭?~

I hope you weren't expecting a satisfying orgasm..

Don’t lie, you were thinking about this too, weren’t you?

If they weren't meant to be picked up and used, why are they