My Impression of Nuke. (Joke)

i was a loser until this prisoner stole my body for freedom.

The best decision of my life was to buy this toy

I was the toilet cleaner in a classy gym. Seeing these muscly

Life was miserable, every day I was screamed at to get a job

The first time I came in my life, was from getting my nipples

My new neighbor seemed very attentive, I figured he thought I

Omg Cardi B just somehow never tires me out. I cant stopppp admiring

My family didn’t have a history of second puberty, so when

My black bully had begun to taunt me about my fiancée, on how

I was a mob boss and the detective hunting me my entire career

The best decision of my life was to buy this toy