At least she is staying with you...

He's just looking out for you

The denial has been the hardest you've ever experienced.. And

It's quite the achievement, given the size

Her cheating was worse

"Cmon dude just leave me alone!" My best friend was shocked when

After getting beat by your bully in front of everyone at the

Feed me now, or this tantrum's about to get worse.

I really wish I could help you with your cock addiction but...

Its just getting worse and worse...

Thank you for protecting our freedoms. I could be stoned to death

Can think of worse ways to be handcuffed