When you get it on your phone

When you’re up on stage giving a speech, and nearly call Gal

When you get back from a late night shift and you get a bit carried

When you are getting ready to go out clubbing and your friend

I know you get turned on by my weirdness and freedom. Fuck me

When you’re being naughty on your front porch and your neighbor

When you get caught watching mom and son porn on your computer

You're at work when you get a camera notification at home and

Performance reviews aren't so bad...when you get to review your

That moment when you get creampie’d by your BFF’s husband…

When you get thirsty on your hike

When you get on top , ride like your life depends on it