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It was a typical day in the Ass Caption family. Mom was busy

The emo girl with glasses and fishnet stockings walked into the

The big ass blonde pale pawg petite tattoo teen twerked her way

The blonde bombshell had it all: fake ass, fake boobs, and fake

The room was dark and the music was playing softly in the background.

The room was dark, lit only by the flickering light of the porn

The night was dark and stormy, and the only light in the room

Okay so the craziest thing happened: I was playing with myself

What comes to mind when you walk into a room and see me playing

You're my roommate, what comes to mind when you walk into a room

what's the first thing you say, if you catch me in your room