If it could talk...

If legs could talk!!

If clams could talk...

If we have sex on the first date, will you meet me again?

If dad could see under the water, he'd know why mom is so excited

If you can't stand the heat, get out of my way

If you can't do the time, don't do the crime...

If I can't walk the day after, does it qualify as rough?

If you can’t take the heat get in the pool

If you can make me sweat like this ... Dm me

If you can do all the work to satisfy me, I will let you do what

If you can't hear the spit it's not sloppy enough