Count Furcula was gonna have a threesome but then he got high

I was gonna post some nudes, but then i got high....(35[f]mother

I was about to take a nap, but then I got horny

I used to have a perfect relationship; I was even planning on

I was feeling very off today, but then I got turned on.[f]

I was feeling very off today, but then I got turned on.

I asked you to come over and fix my shower, but when you got

Tried to save water by showering together, but then we got horny.

She thought she was just going to a college party, but when she

Was drinking with my close friend, then we got bored so we ended

Was chatting with my co worker, then we got bored so we ended

Was drinking with my close friend, then we got bored so we ended