Gonna be late for work, but I just had to get this out. (Xpost

my ass & your dick have a date!! don't be late.

Every time I go out to eat now my huge gut always gets in the

My ass always gets in the way

Massive balls always get in the way! 🏀🏀🍆🐘📍 Los

Doesn't matter how you look, sissy in the end you are gonna be

My uncle was a really annoying asshole. He was always trying

The only time i complain about my huge boobs and belly is when

Gonna be late for work.

i hope my fishnets dont get in the way :)

He makes sure my hands dont get in the way of me licking his

He made sure my hands dont get in the way