Your wife’s favorite lazy Sunday activity is getting cum drunk

Your wife has been seeing a trainer who’s a huge douchebag,

Started out with your wife flirting with me at Starbucks and

The worst part about the bouncer not letting you in the club

What’s worse, the fact your wife loves to be degraded by your

While you sleep I told your wife to put on her sluttiest outfit

I’m done. Now do your job and clean up my mess cuck

Your wife went on a bachelorette weekend to Vegas and you hadn’t

You forgot to turn off your laptop camera while you were at work

When your wife runs into her fresh out of prison ex and you all

Breeding time, ready to watch her get that womb pumped full cucky?

You thought finding out your wife was blowing the college douchebag

And you wonder why your wife only fucks bulls. He makes you look