Why watch the game when you can show off your ass in the bathroom?

Why brushing your teeth when you can brush your esophagus???

Why go to work when you can stay home and play with me?

Why scroll through reddit when you can come play with me for

Why wait? When you can have me now, check my profile to see more

Why would you ever pick your home when you could have Me? I'm

Why stuff a turkey when you can stuff me?

Why use your hand when you can use me

Who needs your wife when you can have me;)

Why jack off when you could fuck me as hard as you possibly can

Why pay per video when you can get over 300 full length videos

Why would you listen to your wife when you can see me?