Your wife was the greatest thing that ever happened to you, she

'High School" sweetheart.

Your high-school bully is a cop now, so he arrests you for nothing

Fuck me like I'm your high-school crush

Your high school teacher is actually just a “high” quality

Your wife left one night to "Help a friend with some recording".

Fucking in the airport bathroom wasn’t enough, so I gave him

Would you have invited me to prom, if I was your high school

If I were your high school crush, would I have been your first

Your mom offered your bully a blowjob with hopes that he would

Your high-school bully gets to fuck your dream girl anytime anywhere

Your wife had only ever fucked one man before you. Your high-school