With the tape measure

Recipe for a perfect day: BLACKED, dildo, magic wand, lube and

Recipe for a perfect day: BLACKED, dildo, magic wand, lube and

Recipe for a perfect day: BLACKED, dildo, magic wand, lube and

Recipe for a perfect day: BLACKED, dildo, magic wand, lube and

Recipe for a perfect day: BLACKED, dildo, magic wand, lube and

Recipe for a perfect day: BLACKED, dildo, magic wand, lube and

This pales in comparison to the anticipation o(f) waiting for

Santa noticed how much I love to hump pillows and brought me

Me and a few others went skinny dipping at the lake. I wasn't

3 random girls that we just met... tape measure my penis in public.

My little tape measure is your worst nightmare!