You’re gonna stare at my profile and wonder how anything could

Anything can be used as a gag if you're creative!

Anything can be a toy if you’re feeling playful enough

With enough greasy cocoa butter, anything can be a Fleshlight

Anything can be art 🥶🫠

If I could be with you right now, how would you like me to touch

Anything (including my high heels!) can be a dildo if you put

ANYTHING can be used for terrain in Warhammer

When you're horny, anything can be a sex toy

I’m so alone and bored, you can be my dildo

Milfs can be sluts too right

So thick anything can be a handle