Not sure if I can post this here but I'll give it a shot. This

definitely not a walk of shame

Not like most of these girls... 😇 I'm a 20yr old college girl,

So my 🔌 makes his own carts and sold me an ounce of his left

An example of what is not squirting

Not a lot of space to do this on an airplane but here ya go!

Not a strip search, but an act of abuse of authority: a group

An ounce of bounce, but pounds of perk ;)

Not a single ounce of shame

Not an ounce of shame!

Not an ounce of straight left in me. Where do I turn in my man

the last guy I dated is not a fan of eating ass