I have two big surprises for you today but first, can you open

I have two big surprises for you

Got a big surprise for you 🎁

Two big surprises for you

Got a big surprise for you… can you guess what it is?

I've got two big surprises for you

I got a big surprise for you

Big titties for your enjoyment . yay or nay ?

I have two (big) surprises for you...

I have two big surprises for you

Do you like soccer a lot? I've got two big balls for you to play

Do you like soccer a lot? I've got two big balls for you to play