He just barges into your house and slides his cock into your

He says she needs to feel what a real man's load feels like

You never thought you'd see him again after high school, much

Even after impregnating her and forcing you to raise his child,

You just sat there and watched while your wife rode the douche

Your bully forces you to take your mom and him out to dinner.

You were out with your mom and dad at the beach when you ran

You were out on vacation with your mom when you saw your old

[Sister] "Do Something, Big Brother!"

[Daughter] "After all, Dad, you did say 'anything'. . ."

The local black bullies think it is funny to tease you by saying

Your mom made you sit and watch the sex tape she recorded with

Mom sat you down on your knees and jerked your bully's huge cock