It's not cheating if you don't suck on it

It’s not my fault I like having something to suck on 😅

Not so yawny.. More like horny?

"It's not like we're having sex or anything, it's not like you're

It's not cheating if it's for a bet, right?

It's not cheating as long as they're not touching, right?

It's not cheating if it's for her safety!

It's not her fault this happened, she couldn't get caught snooping

It’s not work if you like it

It's not cheating if it's the best option she had

It’s not gay if I like it right?

It’s not incest.. I was just teaching my son a lesson