In chemistry, there was a lab accident which forced me to swap

My best friend was shy and unpopular, but overnight he became

I was masturbating in this body, when its stepsister walked in.

I had been reluctant to shower since the water board found a

The phone lines zipped across the words of me and the school

I was watching my son playing football when all of a sudden the

I wore one swap necklace, leaving the other in the changing rooms.

My neighbour was the ardent object of my envy. I would mock him

I was with my friend at his house when the swap wave hit, placing

For the first time ever, I got invited to the popular kid's party.

I was at the track when some bastard just came up behind, lapping

In swap class, I wanted to get one of the girls, so that I could

I was walking home when a bolt of lightning stuck both me and