You finally won your crush over and got your first girlfriend,

You were worried about your sweetheart, so you put a few hidden

Dear neighbor: I did notice you were watching 😈

Imagine finding out your wife's been doing this every day while

You'll never truly know what it feels like to be loved. No matter

I notice you were hard and this is my response, what next? (Drop)

OOh I did notice you were watching me

You didn't think I noticed they were see through before leg day?

I didn't notice you were already in the shower...

You were supposed to get married today but she stood you up.

What would you do if you walked in to see this and I didn't notice

while you were hard at work trying to give your girl the life