The weekend is over...here's some ass (oc)

If you're going to make me be here at work this morning, I'm

If you’re as small as my bf is I would probably lock you up

If you’re relaxing this weekend like me, you can message me

If you're in a coma this is how ill try and wake you up

If you’re down for netflix and chill we have to turn the volume

If you’re down for netflix and chill we have to turn the volume

If you’re down for netflix and chill we have to turn the volume

If you're lonely this weekend, come enjoy 50% off (Make sure

If you're tired have a seat over here

If you're sad, just use one emoji and I'll make you happy

If you’re over 20, I like to send you something, just let me