When you haven’t cum in a week and you mistakenly think you

You only got yours new year's kiss in the morning and it was

when you get an itch in the back of your throat

you see to me in the room and saw that I was playing with myself.

When You Join Co-op In The Middle Of A Game.

When you Swipe right on her on Tinder and find out she has a

When you Swipe right on her on Tinder and find out she has a

When you can hold it from the base and still swing it around

You should join me in the shower and take care of this boner

You walk alone in the park, and find this prize, what would happen?

When you look Dripping Wet in the dictionary, that's the definition

You meet the "girl" you've been eyein in the bathroom and you're