Need something thick to sit on [f]

Need something big to bounce on

I need something hard to sit on

Need something harder to sit on, can you help?

I need something hard to sit on

I need something hard to sit on

I need something hard to sit on. Drop your age if you have something

I need something hard to sit on. Drop your age if you have something

I need something hard to sit on. Drop your age if you have something

I need something hard to sit on. Drop your age if you have something

I need something hard to sit on. Drop your age if you have something

I really need something hard to sit on...