Damn I wish I had someone to swallow these loads for me 😫

Wish I could get someone to take these off for me 💋

But wait! There's MORE! *Insert smarmy infomercial voice here*

Wish I had someone to take them off for me…

I wish I had someone to make them bounce for me..

I wish I had someone to make them bounce for me

I’d love for someone to take these off for me next time

If only I had someone to make them bounce for me

If only I had someone to make them bounce for me

I wish I had someone to make them bounce for me ♡

I wish I had someone to clean this up for me~

now all that's missing is for someone to take it off for me