Before the Swap Wave I was a sad balding divorcee. Luckily enough,

Due to an uneven number of students in our swap class, I was

Tess was a massive crush of mine, but no matter how hard I tried,

My girlfriend had just talked me into trying this new fad "swap

Some friends had warned about falling asleep on the bus, and

To try out my new 'mind-reading machine', I managed to get one

The factory closing was a disaster for me. I had no skills other

After disrespecting your Japanese co-worker's wife, you woke

I was tricked into taking a swap pill, what kind I dont know

I was once a man, but everything changed when I took the XChange

Before the great shift I was known to the police, and my friends

Having to stay this way permanently atm, Ive started getting

I love StarWars and celebrate May 4th every year by watching