I just learned the phrase thigh-slapper but like, as a penis

Gotta love a thigh slapper

I was told this is a real Thigh Slapper? 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

Thigh Slapper

Thigh Slapper

You wish you had a Thigh Slapper

Thigh Slapper

Thigh slapper

A real thigh slapper

Thigh slapper 😜

Thick thigh slapper

big thigh slapper