Tell me have you been naughty or nice this year?

I’m dripping and so ready for you

And what would you like for Christmas?

If I hurry can I cum down your chimney tonight baby?

Merry Dickmas! I got you a something, do I need to wrap it up

Any plans for the weekend? Maybe I can join you?

Sometimes I just come to Reddit to get off

Last Monday of the year, let me help finish you off right tonight

Are you still looking for someone to give that New Years kiss

I was knee deep in work all day, let me be balls deep in you

A treat just for my followers... enjoy!

What should we do next?

How do you like to start your Saturday’s? Any good ideas?