More bath gi[f]s....because why not!

Why is finding a handsome, sane, local guy to come and casually

Bath time [f]or me!

Gi[f]fed my squirt, edged myself till i burst

Gi(f)s that end too soon?

Why you need a housewife

Little strip be[f]ore my bath;)

When making the gi[f] doesn't go as planned.

You thought your wife would be upset when her bull choked her

Let’s take a bath together.

honestly they were about to fall out of this tiny shirt anyway,

They wondered why my bath took so long...