It's been a wasted day if you don't masturbate at least once

It's been a wasted day if you don't masturbate at least once

It’s “count your buttons day”. Luckily I don’t have too

Happy Count Your Buttons Day… meaning count your blessings

It's getting hotter, that just means I don't have to wear a lot

your ol lady don’t have too find out about our arrangements

Don't watch too many times, you'll get hypnotised

I hope I don't have too many freckles for you

It’s such a nice day to get out and have some fun!

It’s such a win win situation.. you get your cum reward and

It’s a cold morning out there. You don’t have to leave yet

Your wife drained your bully so you don't have too