SLPT: When drinking champagne make sure you tap the bottom of

[SLPT] Enforce social distancing by continually vomiting on yourself!

SLPT: prevent your car from getting scratched

SLPT: You want a submarine, but have too little money for it?

SLPT: post porn to make Reddit lose money on advertising. And

SLPT: How to launch a dildo while risking losing it inside you.

Spez is a greedy little pig boy. My slpt is to use r/shittylifeprotips

Spez is a greedy little pig boy running Reddit into the ground

Spez is a greedy little pig boy SLPT: Death by snu snu is the

Spez is a greedy little pig boy SLPT: if you try anal, you might

Spez is a greedy little pig boy! SLPT: stretching is good for

Spez is a greedy little pig boy. SLPT: Find an average sized