Morning wood be rock hard af

Morning wood/piss

he (f)ucked (m)e so hard i couldn’t walk 🥵🔥

Is your morning wood going to be hard?

Now I get why guys say it’s so hard to piss with morning wood

A good morning piss this morning with my semi-hard morning wood.

I hate to waste perfectly good rock hard morning wood

I know it's pretty quiet around here on weekends, but your morning

It's hard to take a piss with morning wood

I want to wake up next to someone with morning wood as hard as

Charli gets my morning wood extra hard

I want to wake up next to someone with morning wood as hard as