when you have to stay home but it doesn't matter bc you have

Your wife loves when you have to work overtime

When you have to take matters, or his head, into your own hands.

When you have to go, you sometimes need to ask your friend to

When you have to pee but can’t fit your dick into the toilet

You have to listen to this

When you have to help others all night, but your thoughts are

When you have to work on the weekend, do you trust your wife

When you have to go, you have to go. Even in a public access

You have to listen to mommy :)

When you have to take your shirt off, you know it might be getting

you have to listen to them