When you have to pause your ga[m]e and play with a different

When you have to take matters, or his head, into your own hands.

When you have to pee but can’t fit your dick into the toilet

When you have to tip your tour guide but your husband forgot

When you have to tip the tour guide but your husband forgot to

When You Have To Tighten Your Strap Mid Pegging.. You Know That

When you have to fuck yourself on your birthday :(

You have to listen to the moaning when it got all in...

Your gf is such a stupid, fat-assed bimbo… Money’s been tight

When you have to tip your tour guide but your husband forgot

When you have to push his cum out after he tells you how nasty

You can call me mommy, but you have to listen to me