original post: https://redd.it/qblsdg
Why do yoga when you can ride a dildo and watch porn?
suctiondildos by JonaReuter
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why cum once when you can edge and cum twice?
Why choose 1 hole when you can have 2 holes and a panorama?
Why have 1 when you can have 2, why have 2 when you can have
Why take an uber when you can ride a helicopter?
Why ride into the sunset when you can ride in bed
Why jack off when you could tie me up and use my throat ❤️
Why jack off when you can do this instead…
Why jack off when you could cum inside me instead..
