You get a text from your wife while you're at work. "Hey bud

Baby, what sucks is that you're not here :(

Baby, I can see that you're getting excited, come on, touch my

Would you replace my toy? Only rule is that you’re not allowed

What she does when you're not at home 👀

You’re not here for the caption

What a shame you're not here to swallow.

you're not here so I guess i'll have to spank myself

you're not here so I guess i'll have to spank myself

My number one rule is that you're not wearing a condom

you're not here so I guess i'll have to spank myself

what are u doing that you´re not playing with me?