Your loving wife was stranded without her purse, with the driver

When nothing you’re wearing matches because you’re still

She made this on purpose

Maybe she did it on purpose, so you'd have something to clean

You may address me as Miss Trixxxy - 20 years of being wild -

Trish Stratus did this on purpose

You may address me as Miss Trixxxy - 21 years of being wild -

You were ignoring her texts after you fought with her so she

Trish Stratus, she seriously did this on purpose

This is so boring! Just because my wife called you to come “babysit”

Definitely did this on purpose

You’re going to want to put this on replay😋