Sometimes I [f]eel like I’ve got the body equivalent of a mullet:

Business in front, party in back

Purple punch by Barney’s farm in front and purple lemonade

Thicc in back, hard in front 😝

Push it out before sticking in back in

Huge tits in front and thick ass in back, idk which needs more

Huge tits in front and thick ass in back, idk which needs more

Today, I had a mental breakdown over my porn addiction and how

Today, I had a mental breakdown over my porn addiction and how

Today, I had a mental breakdown over my porn addiction and how

In back of the SUV

Business in front. Party in back