Would you be surprised?

Would you be surprised if I told you that I have something under

Would you be surprised if I told you that I have something under

Would you be surprised if I came for a walk without panties?

You pick me up at a bar and take me home. Would you be surprised

Would you be happy if it turned out that I was your hairy neighbor?

Would you be the one making it rain...or the one getting rained

Would you be surprised if you saw me playing fetch with my dog

Would you be surprised if on the first date when you take off

Would you be surprised if I told you I have a dick?🤭

Would you be happy with it if we were about to fuck

would you be surprised if i'm waiting for you behind the door