original post: https://redd.it/b2eogl
When you’re ready [F]or sex, but you’re feeling parched and need to grab a drink from the vending machine...
gwpublic by HisAndHerSecret2018
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When you're waiting for your teammates to scan your dog tag and
when you're trying to work but your boy is horny [lian_and_isaac]
When you’re a mom and you’re horny and you drop everything
When you’re trying to be cute but instead you knock the soap
When you’re bored and horny what better way to pass the time
When you're fucking with a new pants on a chair, it's important
When you're trying to cook dinner but you're also a freeuse slut.
When you're trying to cook dinner but you're also a freeuse slut
You need to drink it straight from the honey pot
you'll need to drink it straight from the udder!! 🍻