My gf (f25) likes to talk to me (m25)like this all the time.

My first American man whose dick was bigger than I expected LOL

Is that a banana in my pocket or am I just happy to see u...

is this even a meme it’s just a guitar pissing

Is that an erection in my pants or am I just happy to see you?

Is this even legal ? This slot games posts an ad that emulates

Is it cold in here or am I just horny?

(Semi graphic not on penis but around area) is this men’s yeast

is this toy giant or am i just really tiny? 🥴

is this toy gigantic or am i just really tiny 😚

Am I too flat to fuck or am I just right?

Am I too flat too breed or am I just right?